Small shop. Big goose energy.
World's Worst Driver | Star Vinyl Keychain
World's Worst Driver | Star Vinyl Keychain
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Read the full return policyFor people who are the absolute best at being the worst behind the wheel. This neon orange star keychain announces “World’s Worst Driver” with bright green graphics, making it wonderfully difficult to lose among car keys, tote bags, or backpack pockets. It is a funny gift for new drivers, curb collectors, nervous passengers, or the friend whose parking jobs deserve their own documentary. Confidence is important; lane discipline is apparently optional.
Product details
- Flexible neon orange vinyl
- Star-shaped design with bright green graphics
- Approximately 1.75 × 3 inches, including ring
- Attached silver key ring
- Designed by Krystan Saint Cat
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
