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Retro Witch | Neon Vinyl Keychain

Retro Witch | Neon Vinyl Keychain

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
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A small business with a very silly heart.

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Bring bright 1990s Halloween magic along for the ride. This retro witch keychain combines translucent neon green vinyl with black and neon orange graphics that pop harder than a cauldron left unattended. It is a fun accessory for spooky-season devotees, witchy friends, retro kids, or anyone who believes Halloween colors deserve year-round employment. Clip it onto keys, a backpack, or a tote for a tiny bit of spell-casting energy without the paperwork of joining a coven.

Product details

  • Flexible translucent neon green vinyl
  • Black and neon orange graphic
  • Approximately 1.6 × 2.25 inches, not including ring
  • Attached metal key ring
  • Designed by Krystan Saint Cat
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Small business. Big goose energy.

A real person. A very silly idea.

Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.

Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.

Nate, founder of The Silly Goose
Nate doing Nate things. Idk what he's doing.
The Silly Goose shop in Jim Thorpe
Brand new sign just installed: Jim Thorpe
The Silly Goose shop in Pittsburgh on opening day
The flock in Pittsburgh on opening day!