Small shop. Big goose energy.
There's Too Much Fucking Shit On Me | Vinyl Keychain
There's Too Much Fucking Shit On Me | Vinyl Keychain
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Read the full return policyFor the person carrying every key they have ever owned, three mystery rings, and one tiny object nobody can identify. The “There’s Too Much Fucking Shit On Me” keychain gives that overstuffed key ring an honest spokesperson in bright neon orange vinyl. Inspired by a beautifully overwhelmed sketch-comedy moment, it is a funny gift for collectors, chaotic friends, chronic over-packers, or anyone whose pockets jingle like a hardware aisle.
Product details
- Flexible neon orange vinyl
- Round design with printed graphics
- Approximately 2.25 × 2.25 inches, not including ring
- Attached metal key ring
- Designed by Krystan Saint Cat
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
