Small shop. Big goose energy.
Fresh Out of Fucks | Printed Keychain
Fresh Out of Fucks | Printed Keychain
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Talk to a real silly personReturns: 30 days to request an eligible return
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Read the full return policyRunning low on patience? This keychain has already checked the inventory and confirmed there are no fucks left in stock. The “Fresh Out of Fucks” design pairs white lettering with a sunny yellow, fruit-covered background, adding a cheerful little contradiction to keys, backpacks, totes, or travel bags. It is a funny gift for blunt friends, exhausted coworkers, busy moms, or anyone whose last available fuck wandered off sometime before lunch.
Product details
- Double-sided printed acrylic keychain
- Approximately 3.5 × 1.8 inches
- Clear protective coating helps resist scratches
- Vibrant, easy-to-spot design
- Attached metal split ring
- Designed by Properly Improper
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
