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Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too | Printed Keychain

Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too | Printed Keychain

Regular price $9.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $9.00 USD
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A small business with a very silly heart.

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For anyone whose sense of direction is mostly confidence and guesswork, this “Don’t Follow Me, I’m Lost Too” keychain offers fair warning before the adventure begins. The black lettering and fish-pattern background make it a funny little companion for car keys, backpacks, totes, or travel bags. Give it to a directionally challenged friend, road-trip buddy, new driver, or the person who insists they know a shortcut while quietly reopening the map app.

Product details

  • Double-sided printed acrylic keychain
  • Approximately 3.5 × 1.8 inches
  • Clear protective coating helps resist scratches
  • Vibrant, easy-to-spot design
  • Attached metal split ring
  • Designed by Properly Improper
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Small business. Big goose energy.

A real person. A very silly idea.

Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.

Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.

Nate, founder of The Silly Goose
Nate doing Nate things. Idk what he's doing.
The Silly Goose shop in Jim Thorpe
Brand new sign just installed: Jim Thorpe
The Silly Goose shop in Pittsburgh on opening day
The flock in Pittsburgh on opening day!