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When In Doubt, Dissociate | Motel Keychain

When In Doubt, Dissociate | Motel Keychain

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
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A small business with a very silly heart.

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For those moments when the brain quietly puts up an “out to lunch” sign. The “When In Doubt, Dissociate” motel keychain pairs dry mental-health humor with a bright retro shape that stands out on keys, backpacks, or totes. It is a cheeky gift for self-aware friends, therapy regulars, overwhelmed coworkers, or anyone who copes with life by briefly staring into the middle distance before returning to the group chat.

Product details

  • Double-sided motel-style design
  • Lightweight, durable MDF construction
  • Approximately 3.54 × 1.77 inches
  • Smooth finish with crisp, colorful graphics
  • Attached metal split ring
  • Designed by Sonny Rising
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Small business. Big goose energy.

A real person. A very silly idea.

Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.

Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.

Nate, founder of The Silly Goose
Nate doing Nate things. Idk what he's doing.
The Silly Goose shop in Jim Thorpe
Brand new sign just installed: Jim Thorpe
The Silly Goose shop in Pittsburgh on opening day
The flock in Pittsburgh on opening day!