Small shop. Big goose energy.
Nothing Butt A Merry Christmas | Funny Christmas Card
Nothing Butt A Merry Christmas | Funny Christmas Card
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Talk to a real silly personReturns: 30 days to request an eligible return
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Read the full return policySeason's greetings, with a little extra cheek. This funny Christmas card pairs a bottom-up Santa with “Wishing you nothing butt a merry Christmas.” It is an easy pick for a partner, sibling, or friend who never met a butt joke they didn't enjoy. Add your own holiday message inside and let Santa handle the first laugh.
Product details
- 5 × 7 inch greeting card
- Blank inside
- Thick matte cardstock
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Includes one recycled kraft envelope
- Sealed in a clear protective sleeve
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
