Small shop. Big goose energy.
Dear Santa | Funny Christmas Card
Dear Santa | Funny Christmas Card
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Talk to a real silly personReturns: 30 days to request an eligible return
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Read the full return policySanta has some explaining to do. This funny Christmas card skips the polite wish list and asks where the hell all the presents are. Give it to the friend, sibling, or partner who still takes gift-opening very seriously. The blank inside leaves room for your own festive demands—or a genuinely sweet message, if you must.
Product details
- 5 × 7 inch greeting card
- Blank inside
- Thick matte cardstock
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Includes one recycled kraft envelope
- Sealed in a clear protective sleeve
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
