Small shop. Big goose energy.
Santa Hates Little Bitches | Funny Christmas Card
Santa Hates Little Bitches | Funny Christmas Card
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A small business with a very silly heart.
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Talk to a real silly personReturns: 30 days to request an eligible return
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Read the full return policySanta has updated the naughty-list policy, and the elves aren't sugarcoating it. This funny Christmas card turns “You better watch out” into an unapologetically rude holiday greeting. Give it to the friend or sibling who appreciates colorful language with their Christmas cheer. There is plenty of blank space inside for your own festive warning.
Product details
- 5 × 7 inch greeting card
- Blank inside
- Thick matte cardstock
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Includes one recycled kraft envelope
- Sealed in a clear protective sleeve
Small business. Big goose energy.
A real person. A very silly idea.
Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.
Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.
