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Small shop. Big goose energy.

Forgot How Old You Are Cat | Funny Birthday Card

Forgot How Old You Are Cat | Funny Birthday Card

Regular price $6.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $6.00 USD
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A small business with a very silly heart.

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Forgot their age? This cat has a theory. A wide-eyed black cat delivers a wonderfully blunt birthday roast: “I almost forgot how old you are. Then I looked directly at you.” Give this funny birthday card to a cat-loving friend, sibling, or partner who can take a little affectionate teasing. Balance the roast with your own message inside.

Product details

  • 5 × 7 inch greeting card
  • Blank inside
  • Thick matte cardstock
  • Printed in Colorado, USA
  • Includes one recycled kraft envelope
  • Sealed in a clear protective sleeve
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Small business. Big goose energy.

A real person. A very silly idea.

Nate was often called a silly goose. So we made it a whole thing: a gift shop full of adult humor, nostalgia, and little things that make people laugh.

Three Pennsylvania shops. One very silly flock. Come as you are.

Nate, founder of The Silly Goose
Nate doing Nate things. Idk what he's doing.
The Silly Goose shop in Jim Thorpe
Brand new sign just installed: Jim Thorpe
The Silly Goose shop in Pittsburgh on opening day
The flock in Pittsburgh on opening day!