PREORDER Too Silly To Be Scared Crew Neck Sweatshirt

🪿 HONK HONK! PRE-ORDER ALERT!

Our silly geese are getting ready! 🎃 This sweatshirt is available for pre-order and will ship within 14 days of purchase.

Locally screen printed in Pennsylvania with a little extra goose love!

Too Silly to Be Scared – Halloween Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt

Spooky season? More like silly goose season. 🪿🎃

Who says Halloween has to be scary? Our Too Silly to Be Scared Crewneck Sweatshirt features five ridiculously adorable geese dressed in their Halloween best. From a pumpkin and mummy to a vampire, wizard, and ghost, these little honkers are ready to cause some harmless Halloween chaos.

Made for pumpkin patch adventures, haunted hayrides, chilly fall mornings, or just being an absolute goose in public.

The Good Stuff:

• 100% Hand-Illustrated: Original artwork created by a real human. No AI-generated designs here!
• Exclusively Silly Goose: Five costumed geese bringing maximum silliness and minimum scares.
• Locally Screen Printed: Printed with care in Nazareth, Pennsylvania, by a fellow small business. Small businesses supporting small businesses!
• Soft & Cozy: Made from a comfy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that's perfect for sweater weather.
• Classic Unisex Fit: Relaxed, comfortable, and easy to layer.
• Made to Last: Quality screen printing on a sweatshirt with a smooth, pill-resistant fabric surface.

Sweatshirt Details:

• 8 oz./yd² Heavy Blend fleece
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Classic unisex fit
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for stretch and shape retention
• Soft, smooth fabric designed to help reduce pilling
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Ash gray color

A Little More Goose, A Little Less Ghouls.

Whether you're celebrating spooky season or just have a soft spot for geese wearing questionable costumes, this sweatshirt is here to keep you cozy, cute, and completely unserious.

Because life's too short to be anything but a silly goose.