{"product_id":"printed-keychain-fresh-out-of-fucks","title":"Fresh Out of Fucks | Printed Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eRunning low on patience? This keychain has already checked the inventory and confirmed there are no fucks left in stock. The “Fresh Out of Fucks” design pairs white lettering with a sunny yellow, fruit-covered background, adding a cheerful little contradiction to keys, backpacks, totes, or travel bags. It is a funny gift for blunt friends, exhausted coworkers, busy moms, or anyone whose last available fuck wandered off sometime before lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-sided printed acrylic keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 3.5 × 1.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClear protective coating helps resist scratches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, easy-to-spot design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached metal split ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Properly Improper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Properly Improper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68007196229810,"sku":"1866","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/original_68d82198-13c9-4c25-836c-fed3470f4cde.jpg?v=1794505078","url":"https:\/\/sillygoosegifts.com\/products\/printed-keychain-fresh-out-of-fucks","provider":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}