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Made in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47738665894066,"sku":"6105693","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/5_c235a359-632e-46f6-85e4-9fb317856acb.png?v=1784649432"},{"product_id":"certified-silly-goose-merino-wool-socks-silly-sockery","title":"Certified Silly Goose Merino Wool Socks - Silly Sockery","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eStep into your silly era. Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUS Size: Women's shoe size 5 to 10, one size fits most women. Made 50% of premium merino wool, 45% nylon, and 5% elastane, these novelty socks are super soft and lightweight, allowing your feet to breathe and stay cool during strenuous activity. Not too tight and hold up well, fine toe seam reduces rubbing and gives extra comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" aria-label=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-border=\"0\" data-indent=\"0\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-list-tree=\"true\" data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-border=\"0\" data-stringify-indent=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-border=\"0\" data-stringify-indent=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. Made in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47738666057906,"sku":"810171405777","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/original_9ab6aa5f-b4e9-4c5a-a66d-0724d2385077.png?v=1784426422"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-dogs-socks-silly-sockery-2","title":"Easily Distracted By Dogs Socks - Silly Sockery","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eStep into your silly era. Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan aria-label=\"\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\" data-list-tree=\"true\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-indent=\"0\" data-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. Made in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47738666188978,"sku":"810171404596","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/36_3e1b7ac5-6a59-45b1-8d1d-3bf59a6e21b0.png?v=1784649228"},{"product_id":"everythings-fine-socks-silly-sockery","title":"Everything's Fine Socks - Silly Sockery","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eStep into your silly era. Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan aria-label=\"\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\" data-list-tree=\"true\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-indent=\"0\" data-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. Made in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47738666287282,"sku":"810171404602","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/28_addb818d-c6fe-44d3-9b2a-f9848eab96ce.png?v=1784649125"},{"product_id":"extra-spicy-socks-silly-sockery-2","title":"Extra Spicy Socks - Silly Sockery","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eStep into your silly era. Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan aria-label=\"\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\" data-list-tree=\"true\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-indent=\"0\" data-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. Made in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Silly Goose Unapologetic Gifts \u0026 Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47738666352818,"sku":"810171404619","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/1298\/4754\/files\/24_500f1d90-2055-478a-ae56-ea74a0778ba0.png?v=1784649031"},{"product_id":"good-moms-say-bad-words-socks-silly-sockery-2","title":"Good Moms Say Bad Words Socks - Silly Sockery","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eStep into your silly era. Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan aria-label=\"\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\" data-list-tree=\"true\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-indent=\"0\" data-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. 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Our Silly Sockery socks are designed in-house (by us!) with hand-illustrated artwork and made to be comfy enough for everyday wear, whether you’re running errands or causing light chaos around town.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eThese are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eone size fits most\u003c\/b\u003e, fitting\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003emen’s shoe sizes 4–8\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ewomen’s shoe sizes 5–10\u003c\/b\u003e, with a soft, stretchy blend that hugs without feeling tight.\u003cspan aria-label=\"\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-stringify-type=\"unordered-list\" data-list-tree=\"true\" class=\"p-rich_text_list p-rich_text_list__bullet p-rich_text_list--nested\" data-indent=\"0\" data-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eDesigned in the USA. 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